Jeremias Muito Luoco.

Apparently there's this TV show in Brazil that does "Cops" one better -- instead of just chasing down the shirtless drunks, they wait at the police station and interview them as they come in. Here's one such interview with a wasted Linkin Park fan named Jeremias José, who gives it his all. Don't speak Portuguese? Don't worry -- "drunk" is a universal language:



And you know what could make that better? Only one thing -- a remix:



[via WFMU.]