Everybody Knows Shaq's Name.

I love Shaquille O'Neal -- behind all that mumbling and slow, aging play lurks a brilliant comic mind. I should've posted this when he was traded to the Suns, but somehow I suck at being timely. Anyway, here he his from back in his glory days with the Lakers, doing his famous "Sacramento Queens" comment one better by using his freakin' ringtone to dis Vlade Divac and the Sacramento Kings.