"The Penis is On Fire."

Is your love life getting you down? Sounds like you need the relationship advice of public access dynamo Alexyss K. Tylor.

Don't get caught up in the penis power:


Instead, harness your vagina power and pilot the pussy. (Special Halloween episode!):


Finally, don't forget to be careful with the dick, because it might make you want to slap somebody. (And that's one to grow on):