Hold On to the Vision in Your Eyes.

Time for another bad movie flashback. This is a training sequence from the 1986 film "No Retreat, No Surrender." The music, the clothes, the hair and, most of all, the montage-y-ness of the whole thing make this the perfect storm of '80s kickboxing movies. (P.S. -- Crotch rides 5 cents):



[via Monkeys for Helping.]

"Return the Golden Ninja!"

Here's a clip from a movie I really, really need to see in the worst way. It's "Ninja Terminator," starring toy robot and a guy who owns a Garfield phone. Superbad!

"How'd It Get Burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED???"

Interested in renting the remake of "The Wicker Man" with Nicolas Cage. Let me save you the trouble:

Fight Night at the 'Tube.

After seeing Ronald Reagan get the what-for yesterday, let's keep going with this scene from "Undefeatable" that is simultaneously cracktastic and unforgettable: