The Real Karate Kid.

From the glory days of fake-sport coverage ESPN2 comes the world's scariest third grader:

DP's Greatest Hits.

Yesterday, Dan Patrick signed off of ESPN for the last time. For 18 years, he was the face of SportsCenter, as well as the voice of ESPN Radio. My favorite DP memory is this, the time he got punked live on SportCenter by a Howard Stern minion who claimed to Steve Bartman:



And then there are these great SportCenter commercials:

Screamin' at Screamin' A.

Why heckle Stephen A. Smith? C'mon, why not?