Home Shopping.... of the Future!!!

Check out how cool this is! In the far distant future year of 1999 we'll all be able to go shopping without leaving home! We'll be able to see pictures of our items on a highly technological screen, send in our money by scientific magic, and then get our items sent directly to us! All without getting off our asses! Maybe they should give this invention a catchy name, like "internet" or something....



(Now, if only there was a way to make these home video consoles show cheesy old film clips on demand. Hmmm....)

Dammit Toshiba, Where Was This in 1981 When I Needed It?

Man, if I had one of these as a kid, I would've gone crazy with it. Instead I just made due with holding a boombox up to the TV set.

I Want to Just Plug In and Press On.

Man, I'm tired of these handheld phones we have to carry everywhere with us. If only there was some sort of technology that allowed us to put these phones somewhere when we're not using them. Like, maybe on the wall or something. Oh wait -- there is!